Tumblr (3.0; @omorphos)http://omorphos.tumblr.com/<div> <div> <div> <p><strong>WHEN YOU CHECK THE CHANGEROOMS AND THEYRE FULL OF CLOTHES ON THE GROUND</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" height="196" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lg7upwggMI1qb7196.gif" width="240"/></p> <p><strong>CUSTOMERS WHEN THE DOORS OPEN FOR BOXING DAY SALES</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvhylrYCF1qcplid.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN YOUR TRYING TO GET SOMEWHERE DURING BOXING DAY SALES</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" height="253" src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgecs97Pi91qfy2kdo1_r1_500.gif" width="500"/></p> <p><strong>CUSTOMER: WHY IS THIS NOT SALE? WHY IS THERE NO SALE STICKER?</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfhin6Oii81qcvaym.gif"/></p> <p><strong>CUSTOMER: UM, THERE&#8217;S MAKE UP ON THIS DRESS</strong></p> <p><strong>YOU: I KNOW IT WAS YOU BITCH!</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lagebiuxZW1qzjix8.gif"/></p> <p><strong>CUSTOMER: THE SERVICE IN THIS PLACE IS SHIT!</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfakjj85i81qayriuo1_500.png"/></p> <p><strong>CUSTOMER WHO STRIPS DOWN IN THE CHANGE ROOM AND SHOWS YOU. YES, IT IS BOTHERING ME.</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj93qjdW001qa9vqgo1_500.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN STORE MANAGER ASKS HOW EVERYTHING IS GOING</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljq40f4Fc21qf22cmo1_500.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN THE STORES A MESS, BUT YOU FINISH YOUR SHIFT IN 5 MINUTES</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbm3thiFg1qblcjs.jpg"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN A FAT CUSTOMER TRIES ON A BIKINI AND ASKS YOU HOW IT LOOKS</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm12l0IAhc1qitto7.jpg"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN A RAIL OF NEW AMAZING CLOTHES COME IN</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_liz2ldyVK41qavnmi.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN SECURITY WATCHES YOU ON THE CAMERAS AND TELLS THE MANAGER YOUR DOING THE WRONG THING</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0gs0onj51qdlkgg.gif"/></p> <p><strong>CUSTOMER: MAKE SURE YOU TAKE THE TAGS OFF THE CLOTHES, I HATE GOING HOME AND FINDING A TAG BEING LEFT</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm0gro5Wxb1qdlkgg.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN EVERY CUSTOMER IS IN A BAD MOOD</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llh7imRSCS1qaywfto1_500.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN A CUSTOMER TELLS YOU ABOUT THE HOLIDAY THEYRE GOING ON AND THAT THEY ARE BUYING $5000000 WORTH OF CLOTHES ON THEIR HUSBANDS CREDIT CARD</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcm6p5BXi11qzjix8.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN A CUSTOMER TRIES TO USE A MYER ONE CARD AT DAVID JONES</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcm6jksyLL1qzjix8.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN YOU PROVE A CUSTOMER WRONG</strong></p> <p><strong><br/></strong></p> <p><strong><span class="Apple-style-span"><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lagcevmhWQ1qzjix8.gif"/></span><br/></strong></p> <p><strong>WHAT YOUR REALLY THINKING WHEN YOU TELL A CUSTOMER THEY LOOK GOOD </strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lagekhl2Hh1qzjix8.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN A CUSTOMER ASKS YOU TO RING EVERY OTHER STORE TO FIND THEIR SIZE</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lagduioYZV1qzjix8.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN A CUSTOMER PUTS A FAKE PRICE STICKER ON A PRICE TAG AND EXPECTS YOU TO BELIEVE IT WASNT THEM</strong></p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhiz3pQrMi1qf5fty.gif"/></p> <p><strong>WHEN YOU GET HOME FROM A FULL DAY SHIFT</strong></p> <p><strong><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ld7yrsZ3ze1qzjix8.gif"/></strong></p> </div> </div> </div>http://omorphos.tumblr.com/post/48329556437http://omorphos.tumblr.com/post/48329556437Thu, 18 Apr 2013 22:53:00 -0400<img 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